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Whose bra was that lying near the fireplace in the Gryffindor common room this morning? What sordid events caused its presence there and why wasn't I invited to watch?
Private to all Gryffindors EXCEPT our lovely Head Girl:
As you probably know by now, I'm holding Quidditch tryouts this afternoon. Unfortunately, this seems to have reached the hears of the Slytherins, as I was told that a group of fourth-years is planning to show up and tease our aspiring new players. I know that the newbies need to learn how to overcome the snake's childish behaviour and this is a good opportunity to check how they'll react under similar situations, but nevertheless I wonder if you people would be so kind as to hex those little twerps if they try anything - without our esteemed Head Girl finding out, of course.[/private]